Christmas 2008
Mittwoch, 10. Dezember 2008
No gifts, no new gaming stuff this year?
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11 Extremely Important Benefits That The Bank Crash Brings To You
Mittwoch, 5. November 2008
The banking crisis has spoilt your appetite for gaming? Can't be!
Thousands of bankers are losing their jobs, hard-earned savings are going down the drain, rich people are becoming paupers and once prospering companies are going bust. Even if you find it hard to believe: this crisis has some genuine advantages in store for you, which you never knew you had.
We show you 11 real benefits, which arose from the current financial crisis! Don't miss out!
Benefit #1
Your favourite pub is no longer full of bankers, because they now avoid anything to do with "(black) Friday" as the plague.
Benefit #2
Took me a long time to find out the proper name of this monument: 'The Bankers of Calais'
Benefit #3
At last your ex-banker is working in a job, which is of some use to you: he shows you the right way to a shop where you find sexy underwear for your girl
Benefit #4
At last you have discovered some jokes, which even you find really funny: the advertising slogans of banks
Benefit #5
At last you can afford a good suit to go to a casino
Benefit #6
At last your bookshop round the corner has started to stock specialist literature about the subject "Cash investments and mortgage financing at the beginning of the 21st century".
Benefit #7
Even you can park your small runabout in Bond Street now
Benefit #8
There is definitely a good chance that up there an office will soon be vacant for you to move in.
Benefit #9
Or here
Benefit #10
Never mind that you can't pay the rent, as only now during this crisis your creativity has skyrocketed to dizzy heights.
Benefit #11
At last I know, how I can really please Uncle Alain at Christmas this year.
..hmm...would rather play roulette just now...
Thousands of bankers are losing their jobs, hard-earned savings are going down the drain, rich people are becoming paupers and once prospering companies are going bust. Even if you find it hard to believe: this crisis has some genuine advantages in store for you, which you never knew you had.
We show you 11 real benefits, which arose from the current financial crisis! Don't miss out!
Benefit #1
Your favourite pub is no longer full of bankers, because they now avoid anything to do with "(black) Friday" as the plague.
Benefit #2
Took me a long time to find out the proper name of this monument: 'The Bankers of Calais'
Benefit #3
At last your ex-banker is working in a job, which is of some use to you: he shows you the right way to a shop where you find sexy underwear for your girl
Benefit #4
At last you have discovered some jokes, which even you find really funny: the advertising slogans of banks
Benefit #5
At last you can afford a good suit to go to a casino
Benefit #6
At last your bookshop round the corner has started to stock specialist literature about the subject "Cash investments and mortgage financing at the beginning of the 21st century".
Benefit #7
Even you can park your small runabout in Bond Street now
Benefit #8
There is definitely a good chance that up there an office will soon be vacant for you to move in.
Benefit #9
Or here
Benefit #10
Never mind that you can't pay the rent, as only now during this crisis your creativity has skyrocketed to dizzy heights.
Benefit #11
At last I know, how I can really please Uncle Alain at Christmas this year.
..hmm...would rather play roulette just now...
