Men’s Green Digg Tee: Our Suggestion For How To Use It In June

Dienstag, 23. Juni 2009

But seriously: does anybody like the
new bilious green Digg T-Shirt? Hardly!


Source: shop.digg.com

Don’t worry: it definitely has its uses! We have
the ultimate suggestion for June, how to
use the green DIGG T-Shirt in a sensible manner:

Use it to support the 'Free Iran Campaign' !




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Men’s Green Digg Tee: Our Suggestion For How To Use It In May

Montag, 11. Mai 2009
But seriously: does anybody like the
new bilious green Digg T-Shirt? Hardly!


Source: shop.digg.com

Don’t worry: it definitely has its uses! We have
the ultimate suggestion for May, how to
use the green DIGG T-Shirt in a sensible manner:

The green Digg T-Shirt was donated in May so that the longest T-Shirt line in the world could be put up. All the T-Shirts collected were given to street children in Columbia.

The initiator of the campaign was the BDKJ - Catholic Youth Association in Germany. Pictured are two girls of the BDKJ who were pleased to receive the Digg Tee.



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Men’s Green Digg Tee: Our Suggestion For How To Use It In April

Dienstag, 14. April 2009
But seriously: does anybody like the
new bilious green Digg T-Shirt? Hardly!


Source: shop.digg.com

Don’t worry: it definitely has its uses! We have
the ultimate suggestion for April, how to
use the green DIGG T-Shirt in a sensible manner:

What better use for a green Digg T-Shirt than using it as a pad for a really pretty Easter arrangement




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Men’s Green Digg Tee: Our Suggestion For How To Use It In March

Montag, 16. März 2009
But seriously: does anybody like the
new bilious green Digg T-Shirt? Hardly!


Source: shop.digg.com

Don’t worry: it definitely has its uses! We have
the ultimate suggestion for March, how to
use the green DIGG T-Shirt in a sensible manner:

You can use it as an ideal play mat for a soccer match
"Lego United" against "Sporting Playmobil".




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A New Twist To The Classic Game Of Charades..

Dienstag, 3. März 2009
Ljubljana, Slovenia, 2nd March 2009

Within every man there is a woman: a passenger on a bus in the Slovenian capital Ljubljana gives outdoor advertising a complete new meaning.

Men’s Green Digg Tee: Our Suggestion For How To Use It In February

Dienstag, 3. Februar 2009
But seriously: does anybody like the
new bilious green Digg T-Shirt? Hardly!


Source: shop.digg.com

Don’t worry: it definitely has its uses! We have
an ultimate suggestion for February, how to
use the green DIGG T-Shirt in a sensible manner:

As this February is supposed to be one of the coldest months since records began and your mysterious girlfriend has nothing appropriate to wear in these circumstances, you should consider at least giving her a DIGG tee to keep her slightly warmer.




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A Role Playing Game - If An Obama Would Be Pope...

Montag, 2. Februar 2009
If Barack Obama would be Pope...by Hans Küng

But unfortunately he is a Bush: the pontiff regards the "reconciliation" with four arch reactionaries as more important as the trust of the Catholics.

In only a short time, President Barack Obama succeeded in leading the United States out of a very depressed situation and a reform gridlock, in introducing a credible vision of hope and in initiating a strategic change both in domestic and foreign policy of this great country.

Not so in the Catholic Church. The mood is gloomy, the reform gridlock paralysing. Almost four years into his papacy, many are starting to compare Pope Benedict XVI to George W. Bush. No coincidence that the Pope celebrated his 81st birthday last year at the White House. Both Bush and Ratzinger are incapable of learning with respect to the issues of birth control and abortion; they are reluctant to introduce new serious reforms; they administer their office autocratically and without transparency and they restrict our liberties and rights.

As Bush then, Pope Benedict too suffers from a growing loss of trust. Many Catholics no longer have any expectations of him. Even worse: by lifting the excommunication of four illegally ordained traditional bishops, among them a notorious Holocaust denier, all the fears voiced when Ratzinger was elected Pope were confirmed.

The Pope enhances the status of people, who still reject the religious freedom, which has been declared by the Second Vatican Council, the dialogue with other Churches, the reconciliation with Judaism, the high esteem for Islam and the other world religions as well as the reform of the liturgy.

In order to advance the "reconciliation" with a small number of arch-reactionary traditionalists, the Pope risks the loss of trust of millions of Catholics in other countries, who continue to be loyal to the Second Vatican Council. That it is a German Pope, who is taking such false steps, exacerbates the conflicts. Apologies, once the damage has been done, have only little or no impact.

In fact, it should be far easier for a Pope than for a President of the United States to follow a new course. He does not need the legislative support of Congress and he is not dependent on the US Supreme Court as judiciary. He is an absolute head of government and highest judge of the Church. If he wanted to he could allow contraception overnight, admit clerical marriage, enable the ordination of women and permit the Eucharistic fellowship with Protestant churches.

What would a Pope do who acted in the spirit of Obama?

Similar to Obama, he would first enunciate that the Roman-Catholic Church is in deep crisis and specify the trouble spots: many communities without priest, lessening numbers of persons entering priesthood, veiled breakdown of pastoral care structures, which had sometimes grown and developed over centuries, due to unpopular parish fusions.

Secondly, he would announce the vision of hope concerning a renewed Church, a revitalised ecumenism, an understanding and respect for Jews, Muslims and other world religions and a positive evaluation of modern science. Thirdly, he would surround himself with the most able members of his staff, no yes-men, but independent personalities, supported by competent and fearless experts. Fourthly, he would immediately issue a series of executive orders to initiate the most urgent reform measures and fifth he would convene an ecumenical council for promoting the change of course.

Whilst President Obama, with the approval of the whole world - is looking forward, opening himself to the people and the future, the Pope is mainly orienting himself backwards, inspired by the ideal of the medieval Church, sceptical towards reformation, ambivalent towards civil rights and liberties of modern life.

Whilst President Obama is cooperative in his efforts to find partners and allies, Pope Benedict like George W. Bush is caught up in friend-enemy thinking. Fellow Christians in Protestant Churches are alienated by his refusal to recognise these communities as Churches. The dialogue with Muslims has not gone beyond lip service to "dialogue".

The relationship to Judaism and the Jewish people can only be described as deeply troubled. Whilst President Obama is radiating hope, promoting citizen participation and calling for a "new era of responsibility", Pope Benedict is caught up in imaginary fears and wants to curtail the freedom of the people as much as possible to force through an "era of restoration".

Whilst President Obama in Washington offensively-minded calls on the constitution and the great tradition of his country to argument courageous reform steps, Pope Benedict in Rome interprets the executive orders of the Reform and Reunion Council from 1962 to 1965 restrictively backwards: in the direction of the Restoration Council of 1870.

However, as we can be sure that Pope Benedict XVI is highly unlikely to turn himself into an Obama, what we need for the near future is firstly an Episcopate, who does not put a veil over, but openly names the obvious problems of the Church, approaching them energetically at diocesan level; secondly we need theologians, who actively cooperate in providing a vision of the future for our Church and who are not too shy to tell and write the truth; thirdly we need pastors, who resist the constant overload caused by the merger of several parishes, and who courageously exercise their personal responsibility as a pastor; fourthly, we need in particular women, who confidently recognise the possibilities of their influence and without whom pastoral care would just break down in many places.

But can we really able do this? Yes, we can.

More Information:
Global Ethic Foundation
Hans Küng in Wikipedia



Men’s Green Digg Tee: Our Suggestion For How To Use It In January

Donnerstag, 29. Januar 2009
But seriously: does anybody like the
new bilious green Digg T-Shirt? Hardly!


Source: shop.digg.com

Don’t worry: it definitely has its uses! We have
an ultimate suggestion for January, how to
use the green DIGG T-Shirt in a sensible manner:

Give it to the stork that distributes the DIGG tee among many new arrivals. Perhaps it could be turned into a romper suit. Children in many parts of Europe are told that the stork is bringing babies. Quite often a stork hangs at the houses of the new moms and dads.

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10 Works Of Art About The Obama Inauguration

Mittwoch, 21. Januar 2009
The game has begun: Barack Obama is now president of the United States. Enjoy 10 brand-new cartoons/drawings/pictures about his inauguration.


#1 Obama on the beach

Made by the Indian sand artist Sudarshan Pattnaik, seen on yahoo.com


#2 Obama as David

"Hello, I'm David. Who are you?"
Made by Stuttmann


#3 Rude comic: Obama, Bush and Cheney

Seen on flickr.com


#5 Obama inauguration cake

Seen on gabicampinario.com


#6 Obama by Dean Russo

Seen on deanrusso.com


#7 Obama in his van

Seen on flickr.com


#8 The dream was coming true

Made by Tomicek


#9 Obama's inaugural speech as a word cloud

Seen on flickr.com


#10 A new chapter


Seen on startribune.com



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The green Digg tee: our suggestion for how to use it in December

8 Things You Should Never Say To A Gamer

Dienstag, 13. Januar 2009
(and his thoughts on these matters, which he hopefully will never disclose to you).

#8
Dinner is ready!
(Dinner might be ready sweetie, but this level is not finished for a long time)

#7
Darling would you take the rubbish out?
(Go to hell! I am just playing FIFA 09 and about to win against Italy; I couldn’t care less if we drowned in rubbish.

#6
I just need the PC to write an email!
(You are a pain in the neck! The internet cafe is just round the corner!)

#5
You are so pale lately!
(Well, just put some your tanning lotion on my face then. But make sure that you don’t obstruct the monitor)

#4
Why don’t you tell me how to play?
(You haven’t got an idea in any case, might as well leave it)

#3
EA Sports has debited our account again.
(Be glad that we still have an account)

#2
Tomorrow is our anniversary of the day when we first met.
(Tomorrow is the release of 'Need for Speed Undercover' - you don’t seriously think there could be something more important.

#1
Can’t you just pack it in at least for a moment?
Forget it - I think I’ll pack it in with YOU soon!)


Men’s Green Digg Tee: Our Suggestion For How To Use It In December

Montag, 22. Dezember 2008
But seriously: does anybody like the
new bilious green Digg T-Shirt? Hardly!


Source: shop.digg.com

Don’t worry: it definitely has its uses! We have
an ultimate suggestion for December, how to
use the green DIGG T-Shirt in a sensible manner:

The DIGG tee Christmas tree!

Source: hfg-karlsruhe.de

OK, you have to add some sleeves, but after that it works.

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7 Christmas Trees For Nerds

Dienstag, 16. Dezember 2008

Christmas Tree #1





iTree
seen on hfg-karlsruhe.de



Christmas Tree #2



LED christmas tree
seen on thomaspfeifer.net



Christmas Tree #3



monitor tree
seen on hfg-karlsruhe.de



Christmas Tree #4



soldered tree
seen dj20000volt.de




Christmas Tree #5



linux tree
seen on flickr.com



Christmas Tree #6



USB tree
seen on trash.de



Christmas Tree #7



laser tree
seen on ehrensenf.de

Christmas 2008

Mittwoch, 10. Dezember 2008
No gifts, no new gaming stuff this year?

New Year’s Eve Party 2008/2009

Montag, 1. Dezember 2008


"Very provoking in view of the general mood"

seen on barbarahenninger.de

10 Apt Cartoons About The Citibank Disaster

Mittwoch, 26. November 2008
The Citibank bailout - a never ending game? The formerly largest bank in the world received the latest government infusion, which includes a USD 20 billion capital injection as well as state guarantees of over USD 306 billion. Here are 10 apt cartoons about this economic plight.

Cartoon #1


seen on The Korea Times


Cartoon/Pic #2


seen on bridgeandtunnelclub, modified


Cartoon #3


seen on gazthecartoonist


Cartoon #4


seen on the Tornoe Blog


Cartoon #5


seen on caglepost


Cartoon #6


Comment of the finder: 'Found this downtown at a First Union (now Wachovia, soon to be Citibank) ATM.' - seen on flickr


Cartoon/Pic #7


seen on bridgeandtunnelclub, modified


Cartoon #8


seen on ahoipolloi


Cartoon/Pic #9


The state is moving in: Park Avenue, New York
seen on the Frankfurter Allgemeinen Zeitung


Cartoon #10

seen on static.seekingalpha


New Cartoon #11

seen on naturalnews.com

The 10 Most Remarkable Gaming Champions Of The World

Dienstag, 18. November 2008
You won’t find these gamers at any game championship - and still they are world champions on their own event! Game-Resources.com uses this blog to select the true gaming champions.

Champion #1



Winner in the category: ‘Multi-playing in the age group 50 to 60’


Champion #2



Here our champion who wins in two categories at once:

‘Gaming in the most fashionable outfit’ and
‘Subway Gaming Master of Tokyo’


Champion #3



OK, that is really rotten - but not with all the will in the world we could leave that out: our champion girl in the category ‘Best inbuilt body console drawer’


Champion #4



The cleverest gaming kid in the age group 6 to 10


Champion #5



Winner in the category: ‘Gaming and synergy extraction for the perfect partnership’


Champion #6



Winner in the category: ‘The best hand-made gaming outfit in the age group 0 to 4 months’


Champion #7



Winner in the gaming category: ‘The best authentic cops and robbers game’


Champion #8



Winner in two categories:
‘Best non-human player in the age group 0 to 4 months’ and
‘Only gaming cat with bunny ears’


Champion #9



Our winner in the category: ‘Toughest resistance against gaming withdrawal’


Champion #10



‘Best post-gamish finger gesture’



Pastors should only drive 75 mph max.

Montag, 17. November 2008
Game over for racing pastors - they should only drive 75 mph max.



In view of the dramatic climatic change, the Evangelical Church in Germany (EKD) demands consequent actions. The manifestation draft, which was discussed by the 120 ecclesiastical parliamentarians of the EKD Synod in Bremen, advocates Germany’s final withdrawal from nuclear energy use, because the issue of permanent disposal was not satisfactorily solved. They demand a speed limit and the promotion of public transport. Furthermore, the Evangelical Church should campaign for the fair distribution of water in the world's arid regions. The synod will ask Evangelical pastors to volunteer not drive more than 75 mph max. on motorways.

“The accelerated climate warming is man-made and represents a serious threat to all places in the world”, states the manifestation draft. Increasing distribution conflicts about land, water and food were all consequences of global warming. However, there was still the opportunity of alleviating the threat “by consequent actions”. Apart from that, the climate change required “a way of life”, the manifestation draft goes on. The target would be a “sustainable way of life” which the manifestation draft calls “4-D Way of Life”; it would orientate itself on the categories “Thanks, humility, thinking and service”.

11 Extremely Important Benefits That The Bank Crash Brings To You

Mittwoch, 5. November 2008
The banking crisis has spoilt your appetite for gaming? Can't be!

Thousands of bankers are losing their jobs, hard-earned savings are going down the drain, rich people are becoming paupers and once prospering companies are going bust. Even if you find it hard to believe: this crisis has some genuine advantages in store for you, which you never knew you had.

We show you 11 real benefits, which arose from the current financial crisis! Don't miss out!


Benefit #1
Your favourite pub is no longer full of bankers, because they now avoid anything to do with "(black) Friday" as the plague.




Benefit #2
Took me a long time to find out the proper name of this monument: 'The Bankers of Calais'




Benefit #3
At last your ex-banker is working in a job, which is of some use to you: he shows you the right way to a shop where you find sexy underwear for your girl




Benefit #4
At last you have discovered some jokes, which even you find really funny: the advertising slogans of banks




Benefit #5
At last you can afford a good suit to go to a casino




Benefit #6
At last your bookshop round the corner has started to stock specialist literature about the subject "Cash investments and mortgage financing at the beginning of the 21st century".




Benefit #7
Even you can park your small runabout in Bond Street now




Benefit #8
There is definitely a good chance that up there an office will soon be vacant for you to move in.




Benefit #9
Or here




Benefit #10

Never mind that you can't pay the rent, as only now during this crisis your creativity has skyrocketed to dizzy heights.




Benefit #11
At last I know, how I can really please Uncle Alain at Christmas this year.




..hmm...would rather play roulette just now...

Top Cartoons About The Obama Victory

Mittwoch, 5. November 2008
The Best Cartoons About The Obama Victory From All Over The World

Barack Obama, new President of the United States, dancing with Lady Liberty, shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln, repairing The Constitution, etc.




seen on flickr




seen on about.com




seen on about.com



seen on Washington Post



seen on about.com



seen on about.com



seen on The Arizona Republic


seen on Mail & Guardian


seen on The Montreal Gazette


seen on contabilidadefinanceira.blogspot.com

Press comments from all over the world about the Obama victory

Dienstag, 4. November 2008
Game Over For McCain and Bush, Obama Wins US Election

Press comments from all over the world about the Obama victory.

Even countries that are not well disposed towards America are mainly giving positive reactions.


Pravda, Russia

A change for the better
Only Satan would have been worse than the Bush regime. Therefore it could be argued that the new administration in the USA could never be worse than the one which divorced the hearts and minds of Americans from their brothers in the international community, which appalled the rest of the world with shock and awe tactics that included concentration camps, torture, mass murder and utter disrespect for international law. Yet in choosing Obama, the people of America have opted to come back into the international fold. Welcome back, friends!
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Al Jazeera, Qatar


Change sweeps Chicago city
"Yes we can." - When the news echoed across Chicago's Grant Park that Barack Obama had, indeed, become the first African-American president of the United States of America, a visible wave of emotion swept across the thousands who had gathered. One African-American woman, standing alone at the edge of the crowd, began sobbing silently and uncontrollably. Others were far more voluble, screaming with joy, chanting Obama's name and shouting "Yes we Can" as the results rolled across the giant television screens erected in the park. It is extraordinary to think that a nation has been wracked with racial turmoil for so much of its bloody history has now elected - and by a huge margin - its first president of colour. But it is also very American.
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Iran-va-Jahan, Iran

A Middle East Message to the New American Leader
Whether or not you choose a more multilateral foreign policy style, you will certainly have to contend with some pressing issues that have arisen or become exacerbated over the past eight years. Dear Mr. President, congratulations! Not only have you inherited a global economic crisis unmatched since the Great Depression but you have also inherited an increasingly tumultuous and more radicalized Middle East....Your challenge is to figure out how to convince Iran in the next year or two that it shouldn't go forward with developing a nuclear weapon. Sanctions have not worked due to a lack of cooperation by nations like China and Russia.
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Associated Press of Pakistan

PM greets Obama, Biden on election as US President, Vice President
Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani on Wednesday congratulated Senator Barack Obama on his election as the 44th President of United States. In his letter sent to Obama, Prime Minister Gilani expressed the hope that under his dynamic leadership, United States would continue to be a source of global peace and new ideas for humanity.
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China Daily

We wish US president-elect Obama well
Like American people on the other side of the Pacific, we are elated, too, at the landslide win of Democrat Barack Obama, who will become the 44th President of the United States of America on January 20 next year. We wish him all the best in bringing America out of the present financial quagmire as soon as possible, and re-energize the world's largest economy with his brand-new ideas and vision. A strong US economy is in the interest of China and all other countries that trade with it.
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North Korean News

Obama becomes president in historic US elections
Barack Obama, the 47-year-old first-term senator from Illinois has won the historical election in the US, as the first African-American president. Obama swept to victory over Republican Senator John McCain of Arizona, whose running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, was seeking to become the nation’s first female vice president. As expected, Obama won overwhelmingly among African-American voters, but he also took a small majority of white voters.
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Japan Times

Obama scores historic victory
Democrat Barack Obama made history Tuesday, trouncing Republican John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elevated to the pinnacle of U.S. politics. As president, Obama will have to tackle the daunting task of repairing the economy, damaged by the U.S. subprime mortgage meltdown, which has also sent global financial markets into a tailspin and taken a toll on some major financial institutions.
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Sydney Morning Herald, Australia

Experience not enough for McCain
John McCain's fight for the presidency comes to an end in Phoenix, surrounded by his family and friends. Despite McCain's strong fight, it wasn't enough to prove the polls wrong which had predicted his downfall.
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BBC, United Kingdom

What kind of president will Obama be?
History will remember Barack Obama for the change he personifies. As America's first black president he will write a new chapter in a long story that began in slavery and persecution and has not yet ended in equality. But he is determined that history will remember him as an agent of change, not just as a symbol of it, and that will not be easy. Mr Obama has made history by winning power. As he attempts to make history in the way he exercises it, he will be weighed down by high expectations. He is going to need all the many gifts - and all the luck - that got him here.
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The Times, United Kingdom

To the victor the spoils — a world full of problems
The problems that will confront Barack Obama beyond the United States make a nonsense of the metaphor of an in-tray. That suggests bureaucratic neatness, a stack of problems waiting for attention that can be dispatched one after the other. Instead, he will inherit a worldwide map of problems that demand more time, military commitment and money than America can possibly deploy..
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L'humanité, France


Barack Obama, The New World

"Change will come to America," says the newly elected president Obama.
By winning California, the Senator of Illinois made sure he would get the 270+ electors' votes needed to receive a majority in the Electoral College which will elect the next U.S. President. He also won the popular vote. The announcement of Obama's victory was followed by scenes of joy and happiness across the country, particularly in his stronghold Chicago where tens of thousands of people kept repeating the mixed race African American candiate's slogan "Yes, we can" with enthusiasm.
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Le Monde, France

Barack Obama elected president: "This is your victory"
The democratic candidate has been elected President of the United States. He promised all Americans that "change has arrived."
Barack Obama, 47, will be the 44th American President and has made national history on November 4th, 2008. A little after 5 o'clock, Parisian time, the American media announced the victory of the democratic candidate over John McCain. The senator of Illinois will thus become the first black president of the United States. Less than an hour later, he was on stage in Grant Park in Chicago, his stronghold, to celebrate his victory and to reassure Americans that "change has arrived."
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Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung, Germany

President Obama
Barack Obama has won the election to become the next president of America with a clear and resounding majority. Even if the word historical has been used almost over-extensively to describe the significance of this election victory, it is justified without any restriction. For the first time in the history of the United States, an "African-American" is moving into the White House.
In triumph, but without any triumphalism.
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Süddeutsche Zeitung, Germany

America - risen from the ashes
We shall overcome: 45 years after Martin Luther King's famous speech, the USA is demonstrating that the country has been able to grow up. Barack Obama can build bridges across the wide gaps his extremely unpopular predecessor has torn open.
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Neuer Zuericher Zeitung, Switzerland

A new era in America
The pendulum has swung far in the USA – much further than anybody could have predicted just a few months ago. The Democrat Barack Obama has not only won the election to become America's 44th President with an overwhelming majority, he will also be supported by a Congress with clearly strengthened Democratic majorities. The era, during which the Republicans held the presidential office in Washington, the majority in Congress or even both, has finally come to an end after 14 years. The political caesura, however, goes probably even deeper. Obama has redrawn the political map and triumphed in areas, which for decades were regarded as Republican strongholds. No other Democratic presidential candidate since the mid sixties has achieved such a high voter turnout as the Senator from Illinois.
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Magyar Nemzet, Hungary

Landslide victory for Barack Obama
All parties as well as the Foreign Office welcome the election of Obama and express their hopes for new perspectives not only with regard to European-American but also to Hungarian-American relations. This is a historic victory, because for the first time in the USA Democracy has won against prejudices.Obama is now faced with many tasks, of which the two important must be tackling the financial crisis and finding a solution to the Iraq-Afghanistan problem..
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16 Reasons That Tell You That You Definitely Playing Too Much...

Mittwoch, 29. Oktober 2008

#1
You play in all situations in your life - in absolutely ALL!!






#2
You seriously think that this is the ultimate mega city and you decide to live here forever:
Gaming - a boring town in Austria





#3
You are so much involved in your game that you don’t notice that a child is foisted off on you...






#4
In the wedding night, you have only eyes for this cake, not for the bride...






#5
You see this photo and you think: did my neighbour take another picture of me without my permission?





#6
You pick up two gorgeous girls per day, play PlayStation for a while, earn a packet and even become world famous.






#7
Playing alone is boring, that’s why you even taught your dog how to play!






#8
You don’t even get it that political activists have long misused you as an advertising pillar for McCain buttons?






#9
You have neither sex nor friends but you play tennis. With a machine.






#10
You exclusively use only ONE of the settings of this chair.






#11
You haven't realized that your species has died out, that you are the last survivor of its kind and are now exhibited in a zoo.





#12
You haven’t turned round on your couch for such a long time that you haven’t noticed that your girlfriend has changed into a man.







#13
Instead of a briefcase you are taken this bag monster into work.






#14
You only bake a cake when it is SuperMario’s birthday. And Saint’s Day.






#15
You seriously think that this is the ultimate blow job!






#16
Since having this chair, you feel like Captain Kirk and haven’t got up since.


Disgraceful: MTV forgot to award the best gamers at the Game Awards

Dienstag, 28. Oktober 2008
Disgraceful: MTV forgot to award the best gamers in the category 'How to make a mess of my bank and become a multimillionaire nevertheless?' at its first-time Game Awards.


game-resources.com is now also closing this gap and awards the top 6 gamers with the highest takings and the best wisecracks.

1st place:



Stanley O'Neal, 56, Boss of Merrill Lynch
Loss: 52 billion US Dollar
Financial settlement: 161 million US Dollar
Slogan: "At Merrill Lynch we're bullish on the future"


2nd place:


James E. Cayne, 74, Boss of Bear Stearns
Loss in value: 19.8 billion US Dollar
Annual earnings: 68 million US Dollar
Slogan: "Providing a complete range of financial solutions to clients globally"


3rd place:


Richard Fuld, 62, Boss of Lehmann Brothers
Loss: 8.6 billion US Dollar
Annual salary: 41 million US Dollar
Slogan: "Where vision gets built"


4th place:


John J. Mack, 63, Boss of Morgan Stanley
Loss: 11 billion US Dollar
Annual earnings: 40 million US Dollar
Slogan: "World Wise"


5th place:


Robert Willumstad, 62, Boss of AIG
Loss: 80 billion US Dollar
Annual earnings: 1 million US Dollar plus options
Slogan: "The strength to be there"


6th place:


Georg Funke, Boss of Hypo Real Estate
Required rescue package: 50 billion Euros
Pension: 560,000 Euros per month
Slogan: "The architects of finance"

50 Years Computer Games

Dienstag, 28. Oktober 2008
50 years computer games - It all started with a green dot

Two dashes and a smudged green dot - that were the tender beginning of computer games. In 1958, the physicist William Higinbotham crafted a tennis automat for visitors of the research centre Brookhaven. It did, however, not occur to him to have the billion-dollar idea patented.

The screen was just about the size of a CD and the graphics were no more than green luminous dashes on a black background - not what video games look like now. However, half a century ago, the black-green monitor was the attraction at the US Medical Research Centre Brookhaven near New York. The visitors on the Open Day in October 1958 were standing in long queues to get the chance of playing a game of computer tennis.

And that is how it went in 1958: the two players (one couldn’t play against the computer) stood in front of an oscilloscope (actually a measuring device that views signal voltages), whereby each held a control box the size of a bar of chocolate in his hand. One of the buttons delivered the ball on the screen, the other, by turning, determined the spin.

The tennis ball showed its movements on the screen (it really had a tail), it was possible to make out a net, but there was no racket. There was no points total - if a player failed to get the ball, it rolled out of the field at the back and appeared immediately with the opponent who could then deliver it again (see video below).



When he invented this game in 1958, it probably never occurred to William Higinbotham that this device would one day be regarded as the prototype of an industry worth billions and as the forebear of video game classics such as Pong. The physicist, who was born in 1910, was then head of the Instrumentation Division) at the Brookhaven National Laboratory (BNL).

Among others, the scientists at the centre worked with three research reactors and the particle accelerator "Cosmotron". Higinbotham intention was to use his computer tennis (he christened the development Tennis for Two) for public relation purposes. The BNL quotes from Higinbotham’s notes this rather modest evaluation of his game: "It could make the place it bit more cheery if we had a game people could play and which would demonstrate who relevant our research is to society."

Thanks to screen and simple controls, William Higinbotham only needed a few weeks in 1958 to succeed in constructing an intuively easy to understand game. When the current Head of Instrumentation at the BNL, Peter Takacs, reconstructed Tennis for Two on the occasion of the 50th anniversary, he needed significantly longer, as he tells in a video of the Research Centre: "We had to succeed. It had been done once by someone, hence we must be able to construct this too."

In 2008, it took three months to reconstruct Tennis for Two. Higinbotham und Dvorvak only needed a few weeks for the original.

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