8 Things You Should Never Say To A Gamer
(and his thoughts on these matters, which he hopefully will never disclose to you).
#8
Dinner is ready!
(Dinner might be ready sweetie, but this level is not finished for a long time)
#7
Darling would you take the rubbish out?
(Go to hell! I am just playing FIFA 09 and about to win against Italy; I couldn’t care less if we drowned in rubbish.
#6
I just need the PC to write an email!
(You are a pain in the neck! The internet cafe is just round the corner!)
#5
You are so pale lately!
(Well, just put some your tanning lotion on my face then. But make sure that you don’t obstruct the monitor)
#4
Why don’t you tell me how to play?
(You haven’t got an idea in any case, might as well leave it)
#3
EA Sports has debited our account again.
(Be glad that we still have an account)
#2
Tomorrow is our anniversary of the day when we first met.
(Tomorrow is the release of 'Need for Speed Undercover' - you don’t seriously think there could be something more important.
#1
Can’t you just pack it in at least for a moment?
Forget it - I think I’ll pack it in with YOU soon!)
#8
Dinner is ready!
(Dinner might be ready sweetie, but this level is not finished for a long time)
#7
Darling would you take the rubbish out?
(Go to hell! I am just playing FIFA 09 and about to win against Italy; I couldn’t care less if we drowned in rubbish.
#6
I just need the PC to write an email!
(You are a pain in the neck! The internet cafe is just round the corner!)
#5
You are so pale lately!
(Well, just put some your tanning lotion on my face then. But make sure that you don’t obstruct the monitor)
#4
Why don’t you tell me how to play?
(You haven’t got an idea in any case, might as well leave it)
#3
EA Sports has debited our account again.
(Be glad that we still have an account)
#2
Tomorrow is our anniversary of the day when we first met.
(Tomorrow is the release of 'Need for Speed Undercover' - you don’t seriously think there could be something more important.
#1
Can’t you just pack it in at least for a moment?
Forget it - I think I’ll pack it in with YOU soon!)
